You might have estrogen issues if…
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5. You’re using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says “How’s my driving-call 1- 800-”
6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from “outer space”
8. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy
9. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean it’s not true
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11. Everyone around you is freezing cold, but your personal furnace is providing a tropical heat wave
12. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry so you do both simultaneously
13. You have to write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them
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This is where I say the famous line, “nope, it’s not me it’s you”. LOL
RC
I don’t know about estrogen… it sounds more like you’re a candidate for the local loony bin!
your blog reminds me of my first blog with the same theme. 🙂
Oh gosh, what a perfect list! lol
I’m asking my husband to read it. 😉
Add #14 – you agree with the list!
SJR
The Pink Flamingo
Ok, now I know what the problem is.
Is it bad that a chocolate chip omelette sounds good to me right about now?
LMAO…I have days like that every month. Nice to know Im not alone;) Happy TT.
You kidding? I’d love a chocolate chip omelet and I don’t have estrogen issues. Chocolate just makes everything better
LOL I think I’m in trouble:) Happy T13!
LOL! Yep, chocolate is a definite clue. 🙂
I LOVE number 4.
What a great list! It gave me a case of the giggles this evening!
Happy TT!
Phew! No wonder it’s hard being a man 🙂
Hmmm. This sounds somewhat familiar…. 😉
I have days like that. Sometimes weeks!
Now I can look back and say : Yes all you say is true ! lol !
Cheese omelets with chocolate chips? Great idea! If only I could eat it.
And your point is… LOL, Boo hoo.
Ohmygoodness! This one REALLY hit home for me! I got some great laughs out of it…thanks for sharing!