Thirteen Halloween Pranks
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Dressing up as someone else, running around the neighborhood in the dark, people giving you candy—what’s not to love. My friends and I used to go to all the neighborhood houses, using pillow cases to collect our candy in, then race home to change costumes, revisiting the homes giving out the best treats. We also had some fun playing tricks. Here are 13 Halloween pranks I have participated in, some of which I’m not real proud of.
1. There is a street in my neighborhood lined with trees. One year, my friends and I hooked up different items (grapefruit, fake ghosts, etc.) to some fishing line and hung it over the telephone lines where they crossed the street. Then we climbed up in the trees and took turns lowering the items in front of cars and trick-or-treaters in an attempt to startle them.
2. Another fishing line trick was to measure out a length of fishing line, hook empty cans to both ends and string it at bumper height across the street between shrubs. The line would catch on passing cars and they’d nosily drag the cans down the street. I’m ashamed to admit that we didn’t think this through very well and caused a kid riding a bike to crash.
3. Many times we dressed up as trees, bushes, lawn ornaments, etc. and hid in different places around the neighborhood to see how many people we could scare. If you did a good enough job scaring the kids, they’d drop their candy.
4. I took a pair of jeans and stuffed them with newspaper and sewed the cuff to an old pair of sneakers. I laid these out in the driveway with one leg bent at the knee then closed the garage door over the hips. This one even attracted the attention of the police who drove by and shone a spotlight on the fake body.
5. We had some neighbors no one liked. On Halloween they had a bunch of really cool carved pumpkins, which we stole and redistributed around the neighborhood.
6. Lord only knows where our teen minds came up with this one, but we made exploding pumpkins filled with firecrackers. We placed the pumpkins at front doors and one of us would ring the bell while another lit the protruding fuse. Needless to say it was loud and messy.
7. A kid in our neighborhood was silly enough to have a Halloween sleepover. We waited until around 2 am and went over with scary masks and flash lights. Holding the lights to illuminate our masks, we banged on the windows and scared the heck out of them.
8. This didn’t start out as a prank. As an adult, I rather convincingly dressed as a man. I think it was probably 1990 when society was a bit less accepting of gay couples. My boyfriend didn’t dress up, but took me out to lunch, and as was our habit, we sat on the same side of the booth. He put one arm around my shoulders until our food arrived, and we’d kissed several times. Neither one of us realized it at first, but we freaked out a lot of homophobic people. LOL!
9. This one got us in the most trouble. We dressed up and used make-up to look like accident victims. We’d put a black lump of rolled up cloths in the street. Cars would hit it and stop. As the driver walked around the car, one of us snuck out of the bushes and lay down in the road, acting as if they’d run us over. All our parents were called (by now the neighbors knew who the pranksters were) and most of us ended up on restriction.
10. Of course, we did the standard toilet papering, egging, etc. One time we sat in one of the kids driveways with a big plastic bowl. The trick-or-treaters came up and we dropped golf balls into their bags and plastic buckets. When nobody showed up at the front door for candy, the parent shrugged it off and gave it to us.
11. The time we went around the neighborhood smearing cheap shaving cream on car windows backfired. We got caught and spent the next day cleaning car windows.
12. Here’s one that was pulled on me. I answered the door and found a cute little girl in a princess outfit. Alone. After giving her some candy, I followed her down the walkway to make sure a parent was with her. Dressed in a gruesome costume, her father jumped out from behind one of my bushes and scared the heck out of me. The kid was laughing because she’d known what was going to happen.
13. One year when we were no longer into getting the candy, we went trick-or-treating and gave treats to our neighbors who were staying home to pass out candy. This one was actually an apology for some of our pranks.
Tips:
If you set out to perpetrate some tricks, keep a few things in mind. Leave the little kids alone. It’s just bad form to scare or mess with the little kids, and you don’t want to mess with a pissed off mom. Think your prank through—getting arrested takes all the fun out of it! Make sure your prank can’t cause any real harm or damage to property or trick-or-treaters. While your out springing your prank remember that someone may be setting up their own prank for you.
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